Mommy - "My sheet is ripped. You get all the good things in life"
Doodles - "Nuh uh, you do!"
Mommy - "yeah, I do! I get to kiss you."
Doodles - "Well yes. But you you get to be the BOSS and that is the best thing."
Mommy - "the boss is the best? nah, kissing and hugging you is the best"
Doodles - giggles and walks away (under his breathe) "being the boss is the best best"