Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The CAT

I LOST the cat...she is not in this apartment. My son is going to kill me!!!!!!! Please think kindly of me. I have never hoped for an animal to come back so bad in my life!

UPDATE: I did not lose the cat, but I did beat her!!! Before going on, I do solemnly swear to keep the door closed when taking the boxes to the trash dumpster, the end.

She put a hole in my box spring and was sleeping in the lining. I played pinata until she came out (yes I did have fun, no I will not tell Doodles). When she got out I smacked her with the stick again one more time just for good measure.

Can someone tell me how to sew a hole in the bottom of a box spring mattress...I mean unless you want more stories of the pinata cat?!?!? Of course the moving company is buying me a new mattress...I'll tell it when I tell the story of the move...maybe I will get a whole new set?!?!? :)

7 comments:

Misses M said...

OMG!!!

But could you please tell me how you lost the cat... because I would reeeally love to lose mine.

kc said...

Well...you see, ummm, check the update in about 2 minutes :)

Misses M said...

LOL... I'm thinking I should have you cat-sit for me sometime...

kc said...

ya know....as long as you don't mind me playing pinata with them, or letting them run out the door, or whatever else may happen I would be glad too :)

This cat irritates me...she is supposed to be Doodles and sleeps in my room I think just to prove she can. Goes to show just how condescending and evil-minded cats truly are LOL

Foursons said...

Hahahaha- I'm sure the cat loved your pinata game!

Misses M said...

LOL... I would LOVE to play pinata with my cats. Instead I play the "throw things at them" game... because that makes me feel less guilty than beating them with a stick. Though I'm not sure why I should feel guilty... I've let those cats live with me for 4 years longer than I've wanted to! I keep holding onto hope that maybe next time we have a baby, the baby will be allergic to cats... and then it will be "Smell you later, felines!" But for now I just have to be happy with throwing toys at them and encouraging Abby to terrorize them.

kc said...

the cat is still sleeping on the bed, except she has decided that no one has claimed the pillows next to me so I MUST have put them there for here benefit....I am thinkin she likes pinata cat. Where is that darn stick???