Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The CAT

I LOST the cat...she is not in this apartment. My son is going to kill me!!!!!!! Please think kindly of me. I have never hoped for an animal to come back so bad in my life!

UPDATE: I did not lose the cat, but I did beat her!!! Before going on, I do solemnly swear to keep the door closed when taking the boxes to the trash dumpster, the end.

She put a hole in my box spring and was sleeping in the lining. I played pinata until she came out (yes I did have fun, no I will not tell Doodles). When she got out I smacked her with the stick again one more time just for good measure.

Can someone tell me how to sew a hole in the bottom of a box spring mattress...I mean unless you want more stories of the pinata cat?!?!? Of course the moving company is buying me a new mattress...I'll tell it when I tell the story of the move...maybe I will get a whole new set?!?!? :)