Showing posts with label duh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label duh. Show all posts

Monday, November 15, 2010

trouble on the home front...

Home. Why, yes I am thank you for asking...now if someone would be ever so helpful and remind me what exactly are those things for, I believe they are called appliances???? You know the ones in that one room...hmmmm, kitchen I think......big, square, ya open it and it is cold...mine is apparently to hold water. Is it supposed to hold something else beyond water and capri sun? EEEEEEEeeeeee, I may be in trouble here.

I also have this closet looking thing...are any of you familiar? It has Halloween candy still in the trick or treat bag and a bottle of ketchup. There is supposed to be other stuff in there too, huh? SQUUEEEE....beyond trouble.

I believe there is a store that those with domesticated tendencies frequent. I wonder if they deliver. Yeah, ok, so I will pretend for at least a minute or 5 that I am a mother and go to that place....have I ever mentioned how much I dislike the --- shudder --- grocery store? {I will also let you all know that my local grocery store does deliver, but only to the elderly or incapacitated....I could pull that off. WHAT??? Don't judge, getting in the car and going, eventually, maybe tomorrow.}

Monday, August 30, 2010

Maybe I should follow my own advice...

All I have to do is open my planner and look...


RECOGNIZE strength
ACKNOWLEDGE weakness
OVERCOME weakness by utilizing strengths